Stupidity? It's On The List

My esteemed colleague, Ogre Boy, is getting married in a few weeks. Earlier today, my wacky workmates decided we should come up with some songs to play at their wedding. Ogre Boy likes to cut hair in his spare time. His lovely fiance apparently likes to cook. Challenged to makewith a list of songs about haircuts and cooking in ten minutes with no internet access, here's what I came up with:

Get a Haircut - George Thoroughgood

She Cuts Hair - Darren Hanlon

Running with Scissors - Ben Lee

I don't feel like dancing - Scissor Sisters

I just died in your arms - Cutting Crew


Clambake - Elvis Presley

Hotdogs & Hamburgers - John Cougar Mellencamp

Scenes from an Italian Restaurant - Billy Joel

Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice

Comfort Eagle - Cake

Fall of Rome - James Reyne

Cook Me Up - The Veronicas



Are there more? There must be more, surely.