Thursday, November 30, 2006

Stupid songs say so much

Inspired by Sharpatootha’s comment on a recent post (and with due acknowledgment to Melbourne Girl for starting this whole Craig McLachlan thing) I present the following confession.

Many years ago, at some massive clearance sale at the Exhibition Buildings, I spent an entire dollar on a copy of Craig’s second hit, “On my own”. On cassingle, no less.

Now, at the risk of being hated forever, it was actually a pretty good song (discuss). The B-side, however, was a little number called “I want your heart.” I’m not going to google the lyrics, as I’m not sure that’s even possible, but from memory it went something like this:

The first time that I saw you I was totally drawn/ Wired to your vibe, something special was born/ Feelings that I hadn’t felt in such a long time/ Felt so good I thought it had to be a crime

Don’t let me love you no more (x3)

I/ want/ your/ heart/
Mine won’t pump on its own
I/ want/ your/ heart/
Mine won’t/ mine won’t pump on its own


Just a couple of brief comments on this:

1. I have just realised why Bon Jovi’s latest single sounds familiar
2. Anyone who can get lyrics like 'wired to your vibe something special was born" actually recorded and released is a genius.

I think the other song on this single was some sort of mad attempt at rockabilly which included the lines “When the colonel said it’s finger lickin’/ he was talkin’ ‘bout, talkin’ ‘bout chicken” but it’s possible that I have just started making stuff up now. I hope so.

4 Comments:

Blogger Harpo said...

Pick it up on eBay!
Bidding is currently at $4.95

10:00 AM  
Blogger Kate said...

Am I the only one that thinks those lyrics make it sound like craig mclachlan wants to rip out some girl's heart and make her watch him eat it with her last remaining breaths? I imagine it as happening sort of like that scene in indiana jones and ... the temple of doom (?) I think it is where they're hanging from a bridge that's collapsed and the evil voodoo guy is glaring at them and about to plunge his hand into their chests and steal their heart

I should really get that out again sometime...

INC, craig mclalachn (I can't spell) is really starting to creep me out.

1:15 PM  
Blogger meva said...

Hi INC! I deleted my blog in a moment of madness and it's been taken over by aliens from the planet porn. I've got a new address now, if you'd like to update.

6:49 PM  
Blogger I'm not Craig said...

Harpo
I checked this out. $4.95 was the starting price, but there were no actualy bids yet, even though they were throwing in a free poster.

Herbert
You are absolutely right. And you paint a vivid picture, as always.

Meva
Welcome back, and never scare us like that again.

7:34 AM  

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