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For those who wonder what I do all day, it's mostly conversations like this...
Scene - somewhere near the photocopier. Empress is photocopying. Ginger is also there
*INC enters*
*Empress stares at INC with narrowed eyes*
*INC returns narrowed eyes look with interest*
Empress: So, we're communicating without words now
INC: I'm too irritated to speak. I'm just letting my irritation radiate
Empress: Yes, I can feel it from over here
INC: There is a village in northern Peru where then have never seen a computer. And yet they are feeling my irritation right now.
*Empress turns to Ginger*
Empress: He says the most inane things. It's very entertaining.
Ginger: Huh? What? I wasn't listening.
*fin*
And thus staff morale is maintained at an all time high for another day. The important thing, being the actual thing that is most important, is that I GOT PAID FOR THAT.
Scene - somewhere near the photocopier. Empress is photocopying. Ginger is also there
*INC enters*
*Empress stares at INC with narrowed eyes*
*INC returns narrowed eyes look with interest*
Empress: So, we're communicating without words now
INC: I'm too irritated to speak. I'm just letting my irritation radiate
Empress: Yes, I can feel it from over here
INC: There is a village in northern Peru where then have never seen a computer. And yet they are feeling my irritation right now.
*Empress turns to Ginger*
Empress: He says the most inane things. It's very entertaining.
Ginger: Huh? What? I wasn't listening.
*fin*
And thus staff morale is maintained at an all time high for another day. The important thing, being the actual thing that is most important, is that I GOT PAID FOR THAT.
posted by I'm not Craig at 8:04 PM
4 Comments:
I wish I could get paid for saying inane things. I'd be rich. :)
Jo
I do get paid for saying inane things, and I'm not rich either. Maybe I should link my salary more closely to the degree of inanity?
it's exchanges like that which make me wish i worked in an office, with someone like you.
they just don't appreciate your genius, inc.
Melbs
I have been telling them that they do not appreciate my genius for a long time now.
They seem strangely unconvinced.
Also, you are very kind.
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