Blogfirmations
In other news from last week, Naomi Robson resigned and Sandi Thom’s Melbourne concert got cancelled due to incredible levels of disinterest.
It may be pushing credibility way beyond any previously recognised limit to suggest that this post, this post or even this post had anything to do with these recent events,* but just in case I am wielding enormous influence over public opinion and major events in this country without knowing it, then let me just say that:
1. Labor, lead by Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard, will win the next federal election in a landslide, after John Howard calls a surprise early election later this month
2. Howard, Costello and Downer will all lose their seats. To the Greens
3. Through an embarrassing drafting error in the latest legislation, which none of them will know about because clearly their staff never tell them anything about anything ever, all current members of the cabinet will receive no superannuation and will have to repay their salary from the past ten years.
4. For reasons that currently escape me, someone will deport Philip Ruddock.**
5. World peace
6. Kevin Rudd, in recognition of my enormously influential role in his victory, will appointment to his staff and pay me lots of money to blog full time.
If even one of these comes true, I’ll take it.
* particularly if you add up the number of comments on those three posts(one)
**And, for no particular reason except that this is my list, Tony Abbott.
It may be pushing credibility way beyond any previously recognised limit to suggest that this post, this post or even this post had anything to do with these recent events,* but just in case I am wielding enormous influence over public opinion and major events in this country without knowing it, then let me just say that:
1. Labor, lead by Kevin Rudd and Julia Gillard, will win the next federal election in a landslide, after John Howard calls a surprise early election later this month
2. Howard, Costello and Downer will all lose their seats. To the Greens
3. Through an embarrassing drafting error in the latest legislation, which none of them will know about because clearly their staff never tell them anything about anything ever, all current members of the cabinet will receive no superannuation and will have to repay their salary from the past ten years.
4. For reasons that currently escape me, someone will deport Philip Ruddock.**
5. World peace
6. Kevin Rudd, in recognition of my enormously influential role in his victory, will appointment to his staff and pay me lots of money to blog full time.
If even one of these comes true, I’ll take it.
* particularly if you add up the number of comments on those three posts(one)
**And, for no particular reason except that this is my list, Tony Abbott.
posted by I'm not Craig at 5:28 AM
4 Comments:
More power to INC! Best wish list ever!
Well here's hoping you get your wishes ;)
INCraig,
I wholeheartedly endorse your wishlist. Perhaps Ruddock could fall victim to some kind of sedition law?
Or maybe next time he's on a diplomatic mission somewhere, they might find several kilos of dope in his bag?
It's all going acording to plan so far...
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